This heavyweight garment-dyed tee reads like a shrug in fabric — plainspoken, slightly worn-in, and utterly honest. The distressed block lettering says it all: “SORRY. CAN’T. FOOTBALL. BYE.” — the kind of dry, deadpan humor that belongs on weekend couches, late-night snack runs, and living-room refereeing. The shirt’s soft, broken-in color and relaxed fit make it feel lived-in from the first wear; it’s the shirt you reach for when you want to disappear into comfort while still making a clear statement. Wear it to a quiet Sunday at home, a low-key tailgate where you’d rather watch than cheer, or gifting to the friend who always skips the game. The subtle vintage texture and sturdy construction mean this tee settles into your rotation and keeps its shape and attitude wash after wash.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric for a worn-in look and cozy texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, available S–4XL with sewn-in label
- Available in many colors; heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² construction holds printed design well

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean