{"product_id":"sorry-cant-football-bye-t-shirt","title":"Sorry. Can't. Football. Bye. T-Shirt","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length from center back, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e17.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e19.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e21.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e23.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis heavyweight garment-dyed tee reads like a shrug in fabric — plainspoken, slightly worn-in, and utterly honest. The distressed block lettering says it all: “SORRY. CAN’T. FOOTBALL. BYE.” — the kind of dry, deadpan humor that belongs on weekend couches, late-night snack runs, and living-room refereeing. The shirt’s soft, broken-in color and relaxed fit make it feel lived-in from the first wear; it’s the shirt you reach for when you want to disappear into comfort while still making a clear statement. Wear it to a quiet Sunday at home, a low-key tailgate where you’d rather watch than cheer, or gifting to the friend who always skips the game. The subtle vintage texture and sturdy construction mean this tee settles into your rotation and keeps its shape and attitude wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric for a worn-in look and cozy texture\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, available S–4XL with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Available in many colors; heavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² construction holds printed design well\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":44272365928491,"sku":"87209446467777236839","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":44272365961259,"sku":"31626858516124653135","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":44272365994027,"sku":"26603387319069829563","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":44272366026795,"sku":"13402090510711298138","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":44272366059563,"sku":"50036289688867636788","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":44272366092331,"sku":"59580279119444943939","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":44272366125099,"sku":"28674392267366510617","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":44272366157867,"sku":"18840222631652495499","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":44272366190635,"sku":"25283205102491711588","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":44272366223403,"sku":"61313841261142862197","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":44272366256171,"sku":"14949371915624045136","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":44272366288939,"sku":"81851586311927575653","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44272366321707,"sku":"25065107478295114145","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":44272366354475,"sku":"72659161540261952099","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":44272366387243,"sku":"13843269661677243239","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":44272366420011,"sku":"24028280372646868688","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":44272366452779,"sku":"30956082844676559480","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":44272366485547,"sku":"28727639023949646216","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":44272366518315,"sku":"48482831040862115623","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":44272366551083,"sku":"33493047743329777342","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":44272366583851,"sku":"22850200841538021885","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":44272366616619,"sku":"49674778378237384411","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44272366649387,"sku":"22951480211613597604","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":44272366682155,"sku":"22822156597840141171","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":44272366714923,"sku":"23936251342530885216","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":44272366747691,"sku":"22659055818285838522","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44272366780459,"sku":"21370301180879176067","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":44272366813227,"sku":"27429403647422178739","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":44272366845995,"sku":"24543642433912541125","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":44272366878763,"sku":"91802037930142206123","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44272366911531,"sku":"27210745855099854115","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":44272366944299,"sku":"18744158888958935788","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":44272366977067,"sku":"13988050192858423037","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":44272367009835,"sku":"65586215213838051024","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":44272367042603,"sku":"18804696129413884341","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":44272367075371,"sku":"80590804019707491073","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":44272367108139,"sku":"56370253617509769232","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0633\/9697\/0539\/files\/17108820006237306806_2048.jpg?v=1783972482","url":"https:\/\/lynnieandlace.com\/products\/sorry-cant-football-bye-t-shirt","provider":"Lynnie \u0026 Lace","version":"1.0","type":"link"}